Aggravation
Feeling AGRO?? Well, feed that feeling with this aggravation cocktail!!
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Almond Joy
Sometimes you feel like a nut . . . sometimes you just feel like mixing up an almond joy. Joyous. Rejoice!
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Amor Latino
Do you want something hot and dark inside you?? Try this Amor Latino on for size. . . .
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B-52
This can be served as a cocktail over ice or as a shooter. You know, a B-52 bomber!
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B-52 Coffee
It's like a coffee flavored B-52. Or a B-52 coffee. Or. . . you get it.
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Banana Moonshine
Better than your bastard cousin's moonshine. Guaranteed. Why you ask?? It's BANANA Moonshine, for Christ's sake.
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Beautiful
Boozey AND Beautiful
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Black Cow
Mooooooo. Black cow. Moooooooo. . . . .
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Black Russian
Can be served black or FLAMING!!! Have you ever SEEN a flaming black russian!?!?!
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Bloody Mary
Do you really need a description for a Bloody Mary?? OK, how 'bout HANGOVER REMEDY??? This is the real deal. Homemade mix, a full recipe will made about 12 - 15 Mary's.
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Blow Job
You know the one. . . . the BLOW JOB.
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Brandy Alexander
Curl up with your blankey for this one, Miss Brandy Alexander.
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Brave Bull
For the brave bull in you (as opposed to the ever present sissy bull. . . .)
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Candy Cane Shooter
St. Nick's little helper. . . the candy cane shooter.
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Cate's Lemon Drop
This is a drink that every girl loves. The lemon drop with a sugared rim. Cate's favorite!
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Chi Chi
Miss Chi Chi, she's a little Russian pina colada.
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Chocolate Almond
Perfect for those sweet drink lovers. Well, and those chocolate almond lovers too. Of course.
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Coffee Nudge
The 'ol classic nudge. The coffee nudge. Nudge it like you mean it!
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Coffee Royale
What James Bond might drink if he liked coffee. Maybe not. Anyway, it's a coffee royale, nonetheless.
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Colorado Bulldog
This is a tasty drink. Sweet, but tasty. Just like you'd expect a Colorado bulldog to taste.
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Cosmopolitan
This is the classic cosmopolitan. Most everyone likes them to boot!
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Cucarachas
Like a roach, only a boozey cucaracha!!
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DC-10
DC-10 cocktail. . . get ready for take off. . .
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Dirty Mother
Well, isn't she?? Yes, yes she is YOUR dirty mother.
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Dr. Pepper
This tastes AMAZINGLY just like Dr. Pepper. Shot you ask?? Yes, cuz you HAVE to slam it all at once. . .
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Duck Fart
The classic duck fart. At least here in Seattle at the NightLite bar. They even serve it in a plastic duck. Guess what part of the duck you put in your mouth to shoot the fart down??!?
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Egg Nog
My Grandma's Egg Nog recipe. Take it to your next Holiday party. You'll be asked back next year. It's a boozey one!!
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Electric Iced Tea
In case the Long Island Iced Tea wasn't enough for you, we decided to make an Electric Iced Tea
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Electric Watermelon Tea
Like a Jolly Rancher. . . that get's you wasted. Ah, yes, the Electric Watermelon Tea.
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Freddy Fuderucker
Oh Freddy Fuderucker, you really shouldn't have. Really.
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French 75
This is a great twist for a champagne cocktail. After all, it is garnished with a lemon twist and is champagne adulterated with gin (yah, a cocktail). A sure bet that you'll want to put in your mouth.
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Fuzzy Navel
Is the navel better any other way?? No. Definitely not. The fuzzy navel is the only way to go!!
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Gibson
Vermouth anyone?? Anyone?? Miss Gibson??
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Gimlet
Vodka or Gin, you pick
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Gin Collins
Gin Collins. Isn't that enough of a description??
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Gin Rickey
Served in a chimney. . . it's a Gin Rickey!
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Godfather
The Godfather, Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he's refused the first, understood?
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Godmother
Godmother, The Godfather's embarrassing other half.
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Golden Cadillac
The Golden Cadillac. Yah. . . .riiighhht.
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Golden Dream
Yes, it is Golden. It's a golden DREAM.
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Grasshopper
You are not ready grasshopper
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Greenlady
Greenlady is a green rum drink that is kinda fruity.
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Greyhound
The Greyhound is a classic. . . use gin for GIN and JUICE
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Harbor Light
Having trouble seeing through the fog? Well, this harbor light won't help any.
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Harry Navel
Fuzzy's evil bastard brother, the Harry Navel
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Harvey Wallbanger
Oh Harvey. Harvey WALLBANGER
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Holiday Buttered Rum
This recipe was found at a “tacky” holiday party. Take a sip of this buttered rum and you'll be blown away at how tasty it is. And, it is quite easy to make.
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Homemade Hot Apple Cider
Garnish with a cinnamon stick if you like. Mmmmm. . . .warm and toasty hot apple cider.
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Hot Buttered Rum
Having just one or two hot buttered rums?? Try this one. Going to a party and want to make a bunch?? See the recipe for Holiday Buttered Rum. . . . it's a homemade version that is awesome for those holiday get togethers!
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Hot Toddy
A classic, no?? This hot toddy is a great used as a homemade cough syrup!
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Irish Coffee
Um, do ya need a description?? How 'bout this: Irish Coffee.
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Italian Coffee
The Italian Coffee. Stolen from the Irish, ya know.
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Jamaican Coffee
You say you want something hot and black inside ya?? Try this on for SIZE. Yah mon, the jamaican coffee. Oh, and by the way, if you want something COLD and black inside ya, this is great "on the rocks".
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Keoki Coffee
Did someone say Keoki Coffee?? No one knows what the hell it is so it is very impressive. . . .
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Knickerbocker
The Russian margarita. . . also known as the Knickerbocker.
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Long Island Iced Tea
Long Island Iced Tea?? Um, yah. In case you never went to college. . . . or high school for that matter.
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Manhattan
Always a good bet--like every night. Who doesn't like a good manhattan??
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Margarita
Well, everyone has their favorite. Try this margarita on for size. And use a nice tequila for Christ's sake, you'll taste it in this one!
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Martini
The classic martini . . . . use good booze, PLEASE.
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Mexican Mai Tai
Mai Tai's agave cousin.
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Midori Melonball
Midori. Yah. . . .righhhhhht.
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Mimosa
The much worshiped Mimosa is the quintessential gay brunch cocktail, in case you were wondering.
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Monkey Wrench Shooter
For those dirty pipes of yours. The Monkey Wrench Shooter.
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Mudslide
This mudslide can be served as a shot or a cocktail
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Nutty Irishman
It does taste kinda nutty. Like a nutty Irishman.
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Old Fashioned
Old Fashioned. Good 'ol. . . . yah, ya know what we mean.
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Ollie's Eggnog
This is a classic recipe. Beware, it is BOOZEY!! But, quite honestly, that is why it is always a hit at any holiday party!! It makes enough for about 12 people. So, if you are throwing a holiday rager, double or triple it!! Don’t let the creamy delicious, smooth taste fool ya . . . .
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Orange Delight
Delightfully. . . . orange. Yes, yes y'all. It's the orange delight!!!
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Orgasm
Feeling horny, baby?? Just mix one of these up and put it in your mouth . . .the orgasm you've been craving.
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Panty Dropper
Anyone?? Anyone?? Panty Dropper. Anyone??
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Parisienne Coffee
Nothing like a boozey java drink from gay Paris. . . the Parisienne coffee.
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Perfect Cocktail
Who doesn't like PERFECT? Especially a perfect COCKTAIL.
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Pina Colada
The pina colada. . you know the one. . . .
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Pink Lady
A Pink Lady. Do you like your lady ANY other way??
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Pink Squirrel
Yes. A squirrel. A pink squirrel, as a matter of fact.
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Presidential Tea
A presidential tea for the president. Mr. President??
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Quaalude
Zzzzzzz. . . . When was the last time YOU had a quaalude??
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Rootbeer Float
The classic rootbeer float. . . Oh wait, it has booze!!
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Rum Devil
This one is a little different, you little rum devil you. We like that.
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Russian Bear
The Russian bear. Grrrrrrrr . . . .
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Russian Coffee
Coffee and vodka. What else do you think a Russian coffee would consist of??? (Well, it is garnished with a piece of stale cold war potato bread.)
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Rusty Nail
Before you partake in the rusty nail, make sure you are current on that tetanus shot now. . .
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Salty Dog
The salty dog - Greyhound's salty sister
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Scorpion
This scorpion won't sting ya. Well, maybe it will. . .
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Screwdriver
The screwdriver. Did you really need to look this one up??
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Seabreeze
Classic seabreeze. You know the one. . .
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Seperator
With the seperator don't forget that you gotta keep it seperated. . .
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Sex on the Beach
Sex on the beach, you gotta love it! There are many variations. You can use Malibu rum (or a flavored vodka) instead of vodka. Can be served on the rocks or as a shot.
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Silver Bullet
This silver bullet WILL kill a warewolf!
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Simple Syrup
Simple syrup. How simple is that?? Very. And it is a good thing to have around--works much better than granulated sugar because it is a dissolved liquid.
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Singapore Sling
The Singapore sling is cherry slingy!
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Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
A slow comfortable screw up against the wall is like a regular screw up against the wall, just more comfortable. Get it??
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Slow Screw Up Against the Wall
Slow Screw Up Against the Wall. Now that we have your attention . . .
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Smith and Kearns
The Smith and Kearns is like a Smith and Wesson, only lighter.
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Smith and Wesson
The good Lord made us man and woman but Smith and Wesson made us EQUAL. . .
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Snake Bite Cocktail
This snake bite COCKTAIL is not to be confused with the beer drink
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Spanish Coffee
Coffee from south of the border. Can be served iced. . . the good 'ol iced Spanish coffee.
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Spritzer
This is the GAY-EST drink. Practice your lisp while sipping this spritzer. . .
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Stinger
The stinger is served in a martini glass. . .
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Sunrise Tea
The sunrise tea happens to be Long Island's distant cousin. . .
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Tequila Alexander
The Tequila Alexander is like a Brandy Alexander but with . . . guess??. . . .YES, Tequila!
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Tequila Cocktail
Just as it sounds, a cocktail made of tequila. What's not to like about that??
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Tequila Cooler
This is a tequila drink with a tropical flare to it, hence the name Tequila Cooler. We all love a little flare, now don't we??
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Tequila Sunrise
Tequila Sunrise, you know the one. . . .
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Tequila Sunset
I prefer a tequila sunset to a sunrise, at least when we're talking tequila. . .
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Toasted Almond
The Toasted Almond. Mmmmm. . .toasty and almondy. . .
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Tropical Falls
Mix this one up, sit back, take a sip and VIOLA! you are at Tropical Falls. . . .mmmmm. . . . trop-a-licious.
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Velvet Hammer
Oh yes, the velvet hammer. Like being hit with a metal hammer, just more subtle.
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Venetian Coffee
Have you ever had a venetian coffee?? 'Bout time ya did. . .
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Vodka Collins
Vodka Collins. The classic cocktail
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Washington Apple
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A Washington apple a day . . . hmmmm . . maybe not. But a great cocktail, nonetheless!
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White Russian
You know this one. Everyone know's the white russian.
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Windjammer
Jamma jamma. Yes, ladies and gent's, it's the mighty windjammer!!
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Windjammer Barrel
Like a Windjammer only boozier. It's the Windjammer Barrel.
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Zombie
The Zombie is like a long island iced tea, it'll definitely bring you back to life!
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Zombie
Zommmmbeehhh, zommmmbeeeeehhh, zom - beh-eh-eh-eh. The zombie cocktail, y'all.
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