Aggravation
Feeling AGRO?? Well, feed that feeling with this aggravation cocktail!!
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Almond Joy
Sometimes you feel like a nut . . . sometimes you just feel like mixing up an almond joy. Joyous. Rejoice!
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Apple Cake
This apple cake is quick and easy. Oh, and really tasty too.
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B-52
This can be served as a cocktail over ice or as a shooter. You know, a B-52 bomber!
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Banana Moonshine
Better than your bastard cousin's moonshine. Guaranteed. Why you ask?? It's BANANA Moonshine, for Christ's sake.
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Black Russian
Can be served black or FLAMING!!! Have you ever SEEN a flaming black russian!?!?!
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Brandy Alexander
Curl up with your blankey for this one, Miss Brandy Alexander.
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Chi Chi
Miss Chi Chi, she's a little Russian pina colada.
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Chocolate Almond
Perfect for those sweet drink lovers. Well, and those chocolate almond lovers too. Of course.
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Chocolate Pecan Pie
A twist on tradition. This chocolate pecan pie is sure to please.
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Coffee Nudge
The 'ol classic nudge. The coffee nudge. Nudge it like you mean it!
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Colorado Bulldog
This is a tasty drink. Sweet, but tasty. Just like you'd expect a Colorado bulldog to taste.
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Cosmopolitan
This is the classic cosmopolitan. Most everyone likes them to boot!
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Damon's Perfect Teriyaki Sauce
This teriyaki sauce recipe came from a good friend of GAYFOOD, Damon. He is quite fond of the Asian ladies and is a Teriyaki connoisseur (the best way to a Tokyo girl's heart). He came up with this one and labelled it PERFECT. You know it's good. . . .
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DC-10
DC-10 cocktail. . . get ready for take off. . .
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Dirty Mother
Well, isn't she?? Yes, yes she is YOUR dirty mother.
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Fuzzy Navel
Is the navel better any other way?? No. Definitely not. The fuzzy navel is the only way to go!!
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Golden Dream
Yes, it is Golden. It's a golden DREAM.
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Grandma Ecklund's Carrot Cake
Make this carrot cake. If you don't like it, you made it wrong. I promise.
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Grandma Ecklund's Cream Cheese Frosting
You could eat this cream cheese frosting with a spoon. But you really should frost that cake. . .
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Grasshopper
You are not ready grasshopper
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Greenlady
Greenlady is a green rum drink that is kinda fruity.
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Harry Navel
Fuzzy's evil bastard brother, the Harry Navel
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Midori Melonball
Midori. Yah. . . .righhhhhht.
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Mimi's Cinnamon Rolls
My mother became Mimi when my brother made babies. This is her cinnamon roll recipe. It reminds me of cold winter days growing up in Colorado--coming home from a day of skiing and having one of these hot bad boys with a pat of butter. Takes me to my happy place. . . . .
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Mom's Apple Crisp
Whenever my mother was in the mood for a hot dessert or apple pie a la mode, but didn’t feel like dealing with the commitment of apple pie, she made this quick and easy apple crisp. This is a really easy recipe that you can throw together in a jiffy. I often make it while dinner is cooking and then throw it in the oven right before sitting down to eat. By the time you eat, clean up and get comfy on the couch for a few minutes, it’s ready to go.
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Mudslide
This mudslide can be served as a shot or a cocktail
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Nana's Berry Pudding
Good 'ol Nana's Berry Pudding. Looks amazing and tastes even better.
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Nutty Irishman
It does taste kinda nutty. Like a nutty Irishman.
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Orange Delight
Delightfully. . . . orange. Yes, yes y'all. It's the orange delight!!!
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Orgasm
Feeling horny, baby?? Just mix one of these up and put it in your mouth . . .the orgasm you've been craving.
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Pina Colada
The pina colada. . you know the one. . . .
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Pink Squirrel
Yes. A squirrel. A pink squirrel, as a matter of fact.
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Pumpkin Chiffon Pie
This is a tasty no bake pumpkin pie. It's a great alternative to the baked pie that we all know and love. One of the best parts about this pie is that you can make it a couple days ahead of time, LOVE IT! It calls for a baked piecrust. I never make my own, if you want to go to the trouble, go for it. If not, buy a quality-frozen crust and bake according to directions.
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Pumpkin Roll
The very holiday-ish and ever popular pumpkin roll. People just love it. Great to bring to a pot luck.
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Quaalude
Zzzzzzz. . . . When was the last time YOU had a quaalude??
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Rootbeer Float
The classic rootbeer float. . . Oh wait, it has booze!!
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Russian Bear
The Russian bear. Grrrrrrrr . . . .
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Scorpion
This scorpion won't sting ya. Well, maybe it will. . .
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Sex on the Beach
Sex on the beach, you gotta love it! There are many variations. You can use Malibu rum (or a flavored vodka) instead of vodka. Can be served on the rocks or as a shot.
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Simple Syrup
Simple syrup. How simple is that?? Very. And it is a good thing to have around--works much better than granulated sugar because it is a dissolved liquid.
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Smith and Kearns
The Smith and Kearns is like a Smith and Wesson, only lighter.
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Smith and Wesson
The good Lord made us man and woman but Smith and Wesson made us EQUAL. . .
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Tequila Alexander
The Tequila Alexander is like a Brandy Alexander but with . . . guess??. . . .YES, Tequila!
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Tequila Cooler
This is a tequila drink with a tropical flare to it, hence the name Tequila Cooler. We all love a little flare, now don't we??
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Toasted Almond
The Toasted Almond. Mmmmm. . .toasty and almondy. . .
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Velvet Hammer
Oh yes, the velvet hammer. Like being hit with a metal hammer, just more subtle.
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White Russian
You know this one. Everyone know's the white russian.
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Windjammer
Jamma jamma. Yes, ladies and gent's, it's the mighty windjammer!!
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